Fit old man
"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after women!"
He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, "And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!"
"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"
Re: Fit old man
does anyone alse not get this joke?
It is impossible for any severed individual to experience pain
Pleasure, memory, dream or thought of any kind
This young man will be as unfeeling as unthinking as the dead
Until the day joins them
I don't know weather I'm alive or dreaming or dead or remembering
How can you tell what's a dream and what's real
When you can't even tell when your awake and when your asleep
Where am I?
Re: Fit old man
I tried to read four or five times still don't understand it..
Nope I'm lost too
what is this?
I dont get it.
Uh...
Maybe the onlooker's pointing it out that in order to "have fun" (for the old guy)
you have to smoke, drink, stay up late, and chase after women...?
This joke's not clear.
bleh???? so lost
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